"Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable." - Plato
Last night I went to the mall with Chris, Bert and Colby. Well we went to the mall after Bert dragged us to InstaCare because his finger is broken, and we sat there for an hour. For those of you who don't know Bert Curtis, you are missing out on quite a character. I promise you.
Don't want to catch any illness.
When we finally got there, we did every boy thing that you can do at the mall. Zumiez and Industrial. Smelled colognes for ever. Good fun. There is a cologne called "BANG". Every man needs it, obviously. So then we went into this store full of weight loss pills, weird diets and, essentially, steroids, and guess what they bought. EAR CANDLES. They are rolled up tubes of wax that you put into your ear and light on fire. Then it draws all of the earwax out of your ears. So nasty, yet so intriguing. Rushed over to Chris's to try those babes out.
Yeah it made me laugh.
This is how he always looks at me. Har har har.
So apparently the earwax is supposed to "fall out of your ears bit by bit" over the next few days. What does that mean? Will it just slither out while they're just sitting there? I hope so. That would be awesome.
I like hanging out with those boys. It is hilarious.
2 months ago