Hello, chums and chummettes! This is...a blog. And I am Mallory. To assist you in our acquaintanceship, here are 5 things about me that you might want to know.
1. I lurve cats. (Yes. If I don't get married, my plan B is to be a crazy cat lady. Mark my words, I'd be happy with it. Not as exciting as having a husband, but I wouldn't get lonely. And, I really really want to be an insane old woman. With an explosion of white hair on my head and odd items absolutely covering my front lawn. Being husbandless is a good excuse for all the insanity, if you ask me.)
2. I can say the alphabet backwards.
3. My idol is CREED. Snicker snicker.
4. I am one hundred percent positive that I could not live without chapstick.
5. I love red hair.
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